What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, That's what Brian Boitano'd do! When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics, skating for the gold, He did two sow cows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting Grizzly bears, he used his magic fire breath and saved the maidens fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do if he was here today? I'm sure he'dkick an arse or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do Fight! When Brain Boitano traveled through time to the year , He fought the evil robot king and saved us all again. In " Blue Harvest ", Brian, in character as Chewbacca, uncontrollably chases a pig's ear in a fit of barking.
In " Breaking Out is Hard to Do ", Brian is shown to have difficulty keeping his balance while riding in the back of a van; when questioned by Peter, Brian responds by pointing out he can't stand up straight due to his nature. In " Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey ", it is revealed that Brian is not potty trained but rather defecates outside like other dogs.
Tired of stepping in his feces, Lois forces him to wear diapers, which he finds extremely humiliating. Amused, Stewie says that he looks "silly" in his diapers but tells him that it won't be so bad once he gets used to them.
Brian eventually gets out of diapers by simply defecating in Mayor West's garden instead, leading Lois to think he is potty-trained. Brian seems somewhat ashamed of his dog instincts and insecure about his canine status in general. In " Brian: Portrait of a Dog ", he refused to perform degrading pet tricks for Peter during a dog show, despite it being necessary to win the money needed to buy the family a new air conditioner.
He also chastised Lady and the Tramp for acting in typical dog-like behavior, saying that "that's just what they want you to do. Brian occasionally displays racist tendencies, which he claims he gets from his father. However, in " Peter's Two Dads ", Brian is taken aback after Peter says that he acquired crack cocaine "from Black's," referring to a "white guy selling crack behind Black's Hardware Store. However, when working as a cab driver in " Deep Throats ", Brian gets in trouble anyway for not picking up Cleveland, stating his hurry to run an errand for Lois as an obvious excuse.
Brian is notably intelligent, enjoying renowned works of art such as the opera Carmen and the works of Fyodor Dostoyevsky. He has also heavily invested in the stock market, and collects first editions of literary classics. In " Meet the Quagmires " he is shown to be able to play the guitar and keytar.
Also, he is shown playing drums in " McStroke ". His intellectual bent makes it very difficult for him to form romantic relationships with people, leading to his constant failures with women, highlighted in " Valentine's Day in Quahog ".
Brian held several jobs while living in Los Angeles including being a waiter, car wash attendant, screenwriter and pornographic film director. He does not hold steady employment in Quahog, although did once become a substitute teacher at Buddy Cianci Junior High School as well as short stints as a taxi driver in " Deep Throats " and police officer for the Quahog Police Department as a drug sniffing dog in " The Thin White Line ".
He left the police force after becoming addicted to cocaine. Nevertheless, he is able to afford a car, pay bills to which some are payed to supposedly another family, and maintain a credit card. Brian is one of the few characters on the show who can remember events that transpired in previous episodes.
In " Airport '07 ", Brian recalls Stewie beating him up mercilessly in " Patriot Games " and lets him swallow Peter's tobacco spittle in retaliation. Brian is a rationalist and is often critical of organized religion; when Francis Griffin physically threatens him in " The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz ", Brian sarcastically replies, "That's very Christian; believe what I say or I'll hurt you.
This was revealed where he is seen at the library and he is looking for The God Delusion by avowed humanist Richard Dawkins. His atheism comes under attack in " Not All Dogs Go To Heaven " when he comes out to the Griffins about his belief or lack of, and Meg, in a drastic effort to convert Brian to Christianity, makes his atheism public knowledge, making him a social outcast until near the end of the episode. In earlier episodes, Brian showed some belief in God: In " If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' ", when Peter was in denial about God's plagues and insisted that there was a logical explanation for them, Brian slapped him repeatedly and stated, "You want an explanation?
God is pissed! Additionally, in " April in Quahog ", he is seen praying, but is quick to deny it when questioned by Stewie. After the doomsday threat is revealed to be an April Fools joke, he leaves to go to perform charity at a local soup kitchen as he had apparently promised God.
A running joke on the show is Brian's inability to maintain a human girlfriend. Most of time this is usually due to bad advice given to him from Stewie, who constantly insists on nosing around in his relationships, though other times it is due to his own insecurity. The longest girlfriend he has had so far was Jillian , but the relationship ended after an attempt to move in together ended badly partially due to Stewie.
It appears the only exception is Quagmire who it is revealed in " Jerome Is the New Black " dislikes him completely. When Brian asks why, Glenn proceeds to points out every single mistake, hypocrisy and selfish actions Brian has ever presented, from being a hypocritical hyper-liberal, to mocking anyone for believing in religion, to neglecting his teenaged son Dylan.
A few of Quagmire's statements towards Brian are considered ironic, as Quagmire himself has done actions he berated Brian for. For example, Glenn points out Brian's romantic fixation for his best friend Peter's wife Lois as a reason, despite the fact that Glenn himself has been stalking Lois for many years now with more selfish intentions, though he also mentioned that it was a bad way of repaying Peter for taking in him in the house.
Also, Brian showed genuine love and care for his neglected son Dylan when they reconciled in " The Former Life of Brian ", while Quagmire pretty much ignored all of his children born from the women he has had sex with, such as Anna Lee Quagmire in Quagmire's Baby.
In the Family Guy universe, dogs can walk bipedal and talk like Brian, his cousin Jasper and the dog the Griffin family got in " The Man with Two Brians ", New Brian , or more true-to-life, such as his mother, Biscuit, his father Coco, and his one time lover, Seabreeze. Both classes are subject to the same rules, such as not being allowed inside certain shops or to wander the streets without an owner.
Brian shares certain traits and attributes with real dogs though. For example, he cleans himself with his tongue and scratches at fleas with his hind leg. On the commentary of "Road to Rhode Island" he confirmed that he sees in black and white.
He has a fear of the toilet flushing and of the vacuum which is ironic, considering that he was actually vacuuming in " Fore Father ". He also couldn't control his urges for the prized Pewterschmidt dog, Seabreeze. Furthermore, although his maturity and broad range of experiences seem to imply that he is as old as a middle aged human, as a dog he is only eight years old.
Peter has been known to tease him about his shorter lifespan. In " Brian: Portrait of a Dog ", he seems to have a 'midlife crisis'.
He is also shown to have a liking for dog food at times. In " Blue Harvest ", Brian, in character as Chewbacca, uncontrollably chases a pig's ear in a fit of barking. In " Breaking Out is Hard to Do ", Brian is shown to have difficulty keeping his balance while riding in the back of a van; when questioned by Peter, Brian responds by pointing out he can't stand up straight due to him being a dog. In " Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey ", it is revealed that Brian is not potty trained but rather defecates outside like other dogs.
Tired of stepping in his feces, Lois forces him to wear diapers, which he finds extremely humiliating. Amused, Stewie says that he looks "silly" in his diapers but tells him that it won't be so bad once he gets used to them.
Brian eventually gets out of diapers by simply defecating in Mayor West's garden instead, leading Lois to think he is potty-trained. Brian seems to not like being bossed around. In " Brian: Portrait of a Dog ", he refused to perform degrading pet tricks for Peter during a dog show, despite it being necessary to win the money needed to buy the family a new air conditioner. He also chastised Lady and the Tramp for acting in typical dog-like behavior, saying that "that's just what they want you to do.
Brian exhibits typical dog behaviors like rolling around in trash, eating it, licking himself, defecating on the lawn, leaving dead birds on the porch, intensely fearing the vacuum cleaner, sleeping at the foot of Peter's bed, barking uncontrollably at black people for which he blames his father, and having a tough time standing up in the car. Brian occasionally displays racist tendencies, which he claims he gets from his father. However, in " Peter's Two Dads ", Brian is taken aback after Peter says that he acquired crack cocaine "from Black's," referring to a "white guy selling crack behind Black's Hardware Store.
However, when working as a cab driver, Brian gets in trouble anyway for not picking up Cleveland, stating his hurry to run an errand for Lois as an obvious excuse. Brian tells Lois he'll pick up the milk at the end of his shift because he's "gotta go Brian is a rationalist and is often critical of organized religion; when Francis Griffin physically threatens him in " The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz ", Brian sarcastically replies, "That's very Christian; believe what I say or I'll hurt you.
This was revealed where he is seen at the library and he is looking for The God Delusion by avowed humanist Richard Dawkins. His atheism comes under attack in " Not All Dogs Go To Heaven " when he comes out to the Griffins about his belief or lack of, and Meg, in a drastic effort to convert Brian to Christianity, makes his atheism public knowledge, making him a social outcast until near the end of the episode.
Strangely, in earlier episodes, Brian showed some belief in God: In " If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' ", when Peter was in denial about God's plagues and insisted that there was a logical explanation for them, Brian slapped him repeatedly and stated, "You want an explanation?
God is pissed! Additionally, in " April in Quahog ", he is seen praying, but is quick to deny it when questioned by Stewie. After the doomsday threat is revealed to be an April Fools joke, he leaves to go to perform charity at a local soup kitchen as he had apparently promised God. A running joke on the show is Brian's inability to maintain a human girlfriend.
Most of time this is usually due to bad advice given to him from Stewie, whose constantly insists to nose around in his relationships though other times it due to his own insecurity. The longest girlfriend he has had so far was Jillian , but the relationship ended after an attempt to move in together ended badly partially due to Stewie.
When Jillian was announced to be married, Brian took one last shot to try and get her back but in the end she let him down gently and the marriage goes on as planned much to Brian's dismay. Brian is generally a lazy ass, who mooches off of Peter Griffin, but he's had his working moments. He is a self-proclaimed author, who sells his books online, but they're mostly pretty shitty and he procrastinates his ass off a lot.
He's also a "journalist", an "actor", and an "activist", but those fall into the same thing as the former and the latter doesn't pay the bills, now does it? Show dog in " Brian: Portrait of a Dog ". Police officer in " The Thin White Line ". Adult film Director in " Brian Does Hollywood ". Producer of Class Holes! Santa Claus in " Road to the North Pole ". In " Stewie B. Goode ", Stewie time traveled to the future and saw that Brian had died and was up in Heaven , drinking martinis with other great writers, such as Vincent Van Gogh , Kurt Cobain , and Ernest Hemmingway , who all say they've amazingally killed themselves out of passionate reasons.
Brian embarrassingly admits his laughably lame death of eating chocolate out of the garbage can. In " Back to the Pilot ", Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the first episode of Family Guy , where a bunch of other versions of them traveled back from other futures. One of the future Brians had his throat slit and he was dead for some odd unspoken reason. Brian was afraid that this dead version of him meant he would die but Stewie assured him that this wasn't the case but he was too tired to explain how.
In " High School English ", Brian was killed three times in all the stories he was playing four if you count the deleted scene. In a deleted story, for " To Kill a Mockingbird ", Brian played the titular mockingbird and pointed out that there were no actual mockingbirds in the story, so Scout had to kill him off to stay true to the story and so she snapped his neck and stomped on him.
In " Life of Brian ", Brian got his by a car and died, shortly after Stewie destroyed his time machine , making it impossible for him to coma back. This episode played it out straight, having Brian officially die. After a few months passed, The Griffin Family replaced Brian with another dog named Vinny , who assumed the role of the family dog for the rest of the season before Brian's return in " Christmas Guy ", when Stewie happened to see his past self at the Christmas store, buying a toy that he went to the future to buy shortly before he destroyed the time machine in the first place.
Stewie greeted his past self and borrowed his return pad to go back to the moment where Brian died and save him from dying in the first place, undoing pretty much the entire canon of the past season. While they were there, Stewie and Brian gambled away all their money Brian was so depressed about it that he and Stewie planned to jump off the balcony. However, Stewie chickened out at the last second, leaving Brian to plummet to his death, cursing out Stewie for chickening out on him.
Later, the clone of Stewie died for unrelated reasons and the original Stewie just so happened to meet up with the clone of Brian and they continued living the rest of their lives normally as though neither of them really died. So technically, Brian is currently dead and the one the series follows now is just a clone. In " Nanny Goats ", The Griffins got a maid named Natalia who turned out to be a Russian spy, who went on a killing spree. She shot Brian in the head and killed him and then Vinny came through the door, saying that he had returned to the family.
In " Undergrounded ", Brian, along with the rest of the Spooner Street neighbors, died when the ground caved in and killed them all. Patrick Star told this story in his book. In " Rich Old Stewie ", a flash forward to showed a now eldery Stewie Griffin blowing up The Griffin House , killing everybody, inside, including Brian, so that they wouldn't try to inherit his money. Brian was the last to die, as his mutilated body took the longest to burn to a corpse.
Brian begged and pleaded for Stewie to let him live as he was the only person who didn't want his money but Stewie said the only way he could bring him back was with some revival pills that he left in the house by mistake so Brian died and Stewie didn't give a shit. In " La Famiglia Guy ", Brian was killed three times.
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